For the month of October, I joined a 31 Days of Horror Movies challenge. But book, wine, and tea reviews will be back in November.


After School Massacre (2014)

Fruit on my belly. Not, cool bro.

There is no reason to watch this movie. None of the actors stood out as even being half-way decent. The music was from a 70’s porn. And at any moment it felt like this movie would turn into a porn, but it never took that step.

The kill scenes were lacking. Half of the time it was like a romance book where you know they are going to have sex, but then the next sentence is them waking up the next morning…  

You knew they were getting killed, but you just saw the bloody body afterwards.

Plus they were just standard kills; choking, stabbing with scissors. The most original was a curling iron being shoved down a throat.

And the reason the killer was killing was just lame.

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